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Top 10 Uses for Holiday Fruitcakes
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10. Use
slices to balance that wobbly kitchen table. 9. Use
instead of sand bags during El Nino. 8. Send to
U.S. Air Force, let troops drop them. 7. Use as
railroad ties. 6. Use as
speed bumps to foil the neighborhood drag racers. 5. Collect
ten and use them as bowling pins. 4. Use
instead of cement shoes. 3. Save for
next summer's garage sale. 2. Use
slices in next skeet-shooting competition. 1. Two words: pin cushion.
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